7 Steps of Writing a Novel*

1. Depending on the time of day, make some coffee or bring out your flask.

2. Sit down in front of a computer.

3. Stare at the screen for at least half an hour.

4. Give a mighty groan. Go on – you deserve it.

5. Open up Facebook.

6. Chalk up the day’s failure to the Mercurial Muses of Writers Block and take a nap.

7. Repeat.

 

*Robert has yet to publish a novel. Take that as you will.

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